Americans Watching France Have A Successful Election (2017)

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more

my body and brain are separate entities and neither of them are me

*wears perfume to krav maga so it rubs off on the guy im grappling with, causing instability in his marriage*