Complimentmyfleshprison - MY NECK MY BACK MY ANXIETY ATTACK

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

ohhh i forgot that i start the day high and it ends so low because im working for the knife

obsessed with this girl in my bio class who always brings a full litre bottle of coke to every lesson, today she said “im just genuinely not a nice person” to my bio teacher when he asked her why she swore so much. In year eleven before one of our gcse exams as we were lining up outside the exam hall she came up to me and said “what exam is this” and when i told her physics she said “yeah i think i can do that” and got in line

Koe: tänään

Valmiuteni: olematon

Voi: vittu

the turkey swiss on rye incident

my friends: now that it’s summer, it’s finally warm enough to sit outside in the evenings!

me, a mosquito magnet:

me when my room is being haunted by ghosts