Ohhh I Forgot That I Start The Day High And It Ends So Low Because Im Working For The Knife

Do Not Try To Challenge God

after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am

Ronald Reagan’s assassination attempt but it has king of the hill music over it

I justify my impulses by the fact I’m going to be dead one day and none of it truly matters in the grand scheme of things

sometimes im really glad i was born at the time i was, because i watch a lot of videos of people doing “old world” artisan shit and in the age of me being able to see virtually anything ever on the internet and being just short of able to DO anything ever, that is still the coolest shit on earth to me, and im worried that if i was born in the 1500s or something and i made a day trip to pick up a new barrel to salt cure my meats in or whatever, i would just like, see the cooper doing his shit and just lose it