You Want Me To STREAM SNIPE CHUCK E CHEESE,

"SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS"

random destiny with buzzfeed unsolved quotes (i think.)

crow:

the young wolf after any mission at this point:

lord shaxx:

cayde:

the young wolf @ eris:

titan hunter

eris @ cayde

the young wolf facing off with the 8th god of their toddler existence:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

This is me

kirby music

new sound effects to replace the [BWAH] [BWAH] sound in tainted love:

[honk] [honk] (bicycle horn)

[honk] [honk] (seal)

[extremely loud explosion] [extremely loud explosion]

[bark] [bark]

gwa gwa

Hanna-barbera running sound effect

[dark souls 1 armour clank] [dark souls 1 armour clank]

[splortch] [splortch]

squeaky toy noises

There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber

English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.

Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter