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The Holy Mackerel TF2

There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber

English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.

Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter

The Panzer has spoken!

I saw someone in the tags ask for this so here you go. Lance Reddick as Zavala reading the most hilariously wonderful monologue ever courtesy of twitter.

Memory: Broken

Truth: Unspoken

Name: Forgotten

Season: Unknown

Reason: Unknown

Action: Standing here holding my blade

Place: Desolate

Trace: None

Feel: Cold wind

Spite: Me

Action: Stand up and fight

Only thing I know for real: Bloodshed

Man in mirror: Nods head

One left: runs up on the dragon’s back

Mountains: don’t give back what they take

Oh: No

Bloodshed: Only thing I’ve ever known

Identity: lost

Insane: wondering

Truth: In front of me

Mountain range: Climbing

Looking: Downward from this deadly height

Why I fight: never realized

Anything is within judgement distance if your poleaxe is long enough

“You talk a lot of shit for a degenerate within judgement distance.”

- Lawbringer