Kirby Music

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i dont know how ghosts work and i dont care

me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.

my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday

me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

you want me to STREAM SNIPE CHUCK E CHEESE,

Heavy doing his taxes

Anything is within judgement distance if your poleaxe is long enough

“You talk a lot of shit for a degenerate within judgement distance.”

- Lawbringer

me explaining to the other trainers that apricorns are unknown outside of Johto because of deliberate suppression by the Silph and Devon corporations to present artificial pokeballs as the only means of capturing pokemon and establish regional monopolies after they eliminate renewable sources

There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber

English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.

Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter