If You Told Vin Diesel Fast And The Furious You Were Gay He'd Be Like "Some People Like Driving Stick…some

Level nine druid killed by the itsy-bitsy spider

We’re playing tomb of annihilation, and we made it to the actual tomb. Galladin the Elven Druid, level NINE, used wild shape to turn into a fly to investigate a room up ahead. The DM described holes in the floor. 

“I fly into one of the holes.” The holes were full of spiders. Not giant spiders. Just spiders. And they attacked. At one hit point, Galladin went down. He went out with a Nat 1 for his final death save. Rest in piece, you magnificent idiot.

i dub this one “fuck you, jimmy”

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

I feel like in the rush of “throw out etiquette who cares what fork you use or who gets introduced first” we actually lost a lot of social scripts that the younger generations are floundering without.

have you guys ever realized anti ai also means things like character.ai. like the site with the fandom blorbo chatbots that scrape off actual fandom writers n shit. right. Right.

The fact that we can get emotionally attached to just about anything. I put googly eyes on my toaster and named her Pam, short for Pamantha, and I’d go to war and die for her.

what's your favorite whimsical trait of humanity's?

Incredible back to back posts on the dash here

i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it

Read this and just started bawling. Thanks, man. I needed this.

I’ve been having bad days and drawing this helped me remember things.

I hope it helps you, too.

sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.