In Fucking Tears Thinking About How Disgusting A Baby Griffin Would Look

Doodles

well yes!

Woops

One of the campaigns I was playing in just recently ended, and only then did I realize my hallf-elf fighter, Marnia, was a massive lesbian. Woops. I mean, the poor woman has been following our drow warlock princess around the whole campaign, protecting her and complimenting her every step of the way. She’d take opportunity attacks against herself just to get to her princess’s side. AND SHE WASN’T EVEN A HIRED GUARD, SHE JUST CHOSE TO DO THAT. I was playing her character thinking “Oh they’re friends and she’s protective! That’s all!” the whole campaign! Then at the end, the princess married our half-orc barbarian and the DM asked how Marnia felt seeing the princess get married, and I was like “she’s happy for h- oh. oh. oh no.” and the realization hit me like a ton of bricks. Am I stupid? I played it off like the character was as shocked to realize that she wasn’t happy as I was. Be aware of your feelings. Don’t be a useless lesbian like Marnia.

favorite hades character?

I trip and fall and hundreds of drawings of zagreus fall out of my coat

You guys ever notice how hollywood is afraid of people who aren’t conventionally attractive?

I might be wrong about this because I don’t watch a lot of live-action movies or tv shows.

Like, in the “makeover movies” where they take an “ugly” girl and make her “pretty”, she’s just conventionally attractive but with messy hair and glasses?

Whenever they hire an actress or actor who isn’t conventionally attractive, they’re usually there to be the butt of a joke, or evil. I want to see more protagonists that aren’t conventionally attractive! In all genres! Give me a fantasy movie where the main character has large front teeth! Give me a sci-fi show where the protagonist has a lazy eye! Give me a rom-com where the main love interest has acne! I want to see traits that society doesn’t see as attractive being normalized!

It’s the end of my semester, and I’ve been stuck in finals project hell, so I’ve been watching a lot of your video essay while I work, to the point you’ve started showing up in my dreams like some kind of strange nightmare witch. Here’s some visual representations of what that’s like

Awesome!! I've always wanted to be some kind of nightmare witch!!!

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