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Project D by 肉十鹿RSL

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

"Orym looks waaay up Caduceus's body." | Campaign 3, episode 111

Point of view: You are three apples tall and you are faced with something so big that your halfling body can barely grasp what it's looking at.

Orym and Caduceus are canonically the smallest and the tallest people between Bells Hells and the Mighty Nein, and I had way too much fun drawing my interpretation of Orym's perspective next to a giant-kin.

Also, there is this video going around of a tortoise being gently nudged by a giraffe as it is fleeing in terror, and I want you to think about that for a sec.

Absolutely using this

......... different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other's alcohol

no more if this "fine elvin wine" shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there's barely even a flavor, and you'd need to drink a few to even get tipsy.

meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you're going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you'll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.

fingers crossed!

I can’t believe 5000 of you gays follow me, my mind is BLOWN. Thank you SO so much, seeing the response you all have to my art has literally kept me going and kept me creating things! Now, LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

GIVEAWAY RULES:

REBLOG to participate! (Multiple reblogs count but please don’t spam!)

This is a FOLLOWER giveaway, so you must be following me to win (I’ll check 👀). New followers are welcome, but if you’re just going to follow for the giveaway and then leave then pls… don’t.

There will be 5 winners! First place gets the full shiny card set and the t-shirt, 2nd and 3rd get just the shiny card set, and 4th and 5th get 3 cards of their choice.

There’s 8 cards in the set. If you would rather have multiple cards of the same design, instead of 8 different ones, just let me know! For example you might want 2 trans ones, 3 ace ones, and 3 bi ones!

If the winners don’t respond to their messages within 2 days of me contacting them, I’ll pick a new winner.

If you’ve got any more questions feel free to ask!

~ Giveaway ends on JUNE 1st! ~

If you would like to support me and get these gay shiny tieflings outside of the giveaway, you can buy the cards on my Etsy, and the t-shirts (and other products) on my Redbubble! ✨ 

Your go-get 'em attitude is honestly disgusting. You're fired.

the establishment fears this.

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