Woah Dude..... Your Hurt Sound Is Vaguely Sexual..... Im Trying To Kill You But Im. Im Getting A Bit

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

whats more special than a romance between two women who both have something deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply wrong with them

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

anyone else stuck in the loop

wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

“who hurt you” me bitch i make bad decisions because i’m stupid