Imma Start Charging People For Hurting My Feelings $3 A Minute

don't bring anything to a knife fight

don’t even go everyone there has knives

I need to get laid…. to rest. like let me sleep forever

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

man i have really great tits

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

your honor i was just furthering the plot

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?