“who Hurt You” Me Bitch I Make Bad Decisions Because I’m Stupid

"what do you do in spare time" i yearn and i dream about a life where im loved and nothings ever wrong and it takes up all of my evenings and weekends doing that

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

it's your right as a pedestrian to cross the street whenever you feel like it

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over but i guess finding love is cool too

they call me vague as hell the way i. well…..um. You know

why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

girls with the ... the open blouses and you can ... and it's like ... it's it's ... you can see the ... !!

*collapses*

i would make such a beautiful dead bird on the sidewalk

i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.