Our Fates Are Entwined Whether You Like It Or Not You Stupid Bastard

stop glorifying people who aren’t me

*calls you captain in a gay way*

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

im in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

sorry I was looking at my own boobs what were you saying