Reader and Alastor at a restaurant together
Waiter handing out food: here's yours. And here's yours. Let me know if you need anything else
Waiter leaves*
Reader stares down at food with concern*
Alastor: what's the problem?
Reader: Nothing! I'm fine
Alastor: it does not look like it. Why are you not eating?
Reader: I'm suddenly not hungry
Alastor: Oh? So that's it then?
Reader: yeah aaaannnd maaaaybbe this isn't what I ordered- but it's no big deal I can still eat it
Alastor: excuse me waiter!
Reader: you don't have to do that...
Waiter approaches*
Alastor: this is not what they ordered
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry. What was it you ordered?
Reader: the chicken tenders
Waiter: Ok we will bring it out to you as soon as possible and you can keep that as well
Reader: ok....
Waiter leaves*
Alastor: honestly what did you think I was going to do? I'm nothing if not calm and reasonable
Waiter returns*
Waiter: I'm afraid we're out of chicken tenders
Alastor begins to stand up*
Reader: No! No! No! Alastor no!
Alastor to waiter: you're very lucky today
Waiter ready to piss his pants: I'm-I'm very sorry. The meal's on us tonight and-and feel free order something else. Anything. Free of charge
Reader: Ok, um the fish and chips then
Waiter: right away!
Waiter dashes to the kitchen*
Alastor: would it be so wrong if we had HIM for dinner?
Reader: YES! IT WOULD BE VERY WRONG!
Do yall... think that Alastor LIKES being a deer?
We joke about him hating his adorable, prey-like fluffiness, but
He's dressed up as Rudolph, has deer memorabilia and decor, and plays with his ears even when it's not necessary. His antlers turn into creepy branches when he's transforming or just excited in general.
I genuinely think he is pretty fond of his deerness. Maybe likes being underestimated because of his deer traits and conversely likes how scary and off-putting they are when he transforms?
It would honestly be cute AND support our 'Alastor loves hell' theory.
If u had any free time and felt like drawing something that random lil rascal requested, would you consider drawing Charlie or Vaggie in you artstyle🥺🥰
Why not both, both is good ✨
Do you want this *drops Cursed cat alastor*
Art credit to @paranoart
If you have or have not heard, there is a threat going around about gore of children and animals being sent to ask blogs. Specifically, blogs like mine. While I am aware I'm a demon and of course, I should not be repulsed...I am.
Therefore, I am giving a warning before I shut down my ask box. I will be closing down at 11:59pm Universal Time Coordinated (UTC). However do not worry, I'll reopen sometime on the 26th after this supposed attack has subsided.
And perhaps I can catch up on my asks during this time. The number within my ask box is absolutely unbelievable I must say. Hah!
Translator for Your Timezone:
My source:
Thank you!!!
Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.
borders between countries aren't real btw we just made them up. there's no such thing as an "immigrant" we're all just people moving around on the same planet that we've always moved around on
"Alastor is aroace, Viv is just afraid to make it canon because she doesn't want people fighting more about shipping then they already do."
And
"Alastor being aroace doesn't really matter when it comes to shipping because shipping as a whole is already not canon."
Are both truths that can coexist.
tbh I don’t think I’ll ever really forgive the trans movement for indoctrinating so many people into the belief that women speaking about our sex-based oppression is “terfy” and shouldn’t be allowed and any woman who does it wants to genocide trans people. even if they back off of this stance, the damage is done.
me saying “women are oppressed on basis of sex, not gender identity, and we cannot identify out of that oppression” does not mean I think it’s okay to kill or hurt trans people. it does not mean that I agree with right-wingers when they say gender non-conformity is destroying civilization. It does not mean that I am going to vote for politicians who think all gay people/gender non-conforming people are groomers.
it literally just means you cannot change your biological sex (which was never a controversial statement, even among trans people, up until like 5 years ago) and females should have special protections and spaces since we are constantly being preyed upon by males who see us as subhuman sex objects. that doesn’t mean I think all trans people are predators, it means that enough males are predatory toward women that we deserve to have spaces away from them (especially spaces where we’ll be not fully clothed).
we deserve to be able to talk about female-specific oppression without being told we’re evil genocidal nazis. and the fact that they constantly have to misrepresent what our actual beliefs are tells me they know we’re right and it scares them.
𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕! 💘 she/her * 24 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 ▪︎ 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘅 / 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁 (occasionally other HH characters)
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