Do yall... think that Alastor LIKES being a deer?
We joke about him hating his adorable, prey-like fluffiness, but
He's dressed up as Rudolph, has deer memorabilia and decor, and plays with his ears even when it's not necessary. His antlers turn into creepy branches when he's transforming or just excited in general.
I genuinely think he is pretty fond of his deerness. Maybe likes being underestimated because of his deer traits and conversely likes how scary and off-putting they are when he transforms?
It would honestly be cute AND support our 'Alastor loves hell' theory.
Got about 16 hours left to decide if I'm gonna splurge for CSP ex ver. 2.0, and I wanted to do something quick and easy to see if I would indeed use the animation feature.
We'll see in a few hours I suppose. For now, I continue to work while thinking hard.
I'm glad you helped
If you are wondering why I am fighting with radfems, I was only responding because the person who reblogged the post was my moot. I was hoping they weren't too far gone down the pipeline, but it looks like I was wrong. That's why it's "was." Anyways support trans women.
Disguising your hatred for feminism by saying "but they are misandrists" is so illogical.
If one woman claims to be a feminist and misandrist, the entire movement will be discredited and shunned for existing. But if millions of men abuse people, it's "not all men".
"Women smut cringe/problematic" SO IS MEN'S yet the latter is "actually cool!!!! Because naked dom woman = progressive in my book!!!!" Go off. Men prefer dom women since years and it's still misogynistic
Shut up.
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
Tired of ABLEISM disguised as a "silly hot take" or "peak" education I SWEAR
Some disabled people cant consent due to their disability
Some disabled people cant work due to their disability
Some disabled people cant get an education due to their disability
Some disabled people cant think in language due to their disability
Some disabled people cant show emotions due to their disability
Some disabled people cant have empathy due to their disability
Some disabled people cant drive due to their disability
Some disabled people cant live alone due to their disability
Some disabled people cant be normal and just like non disabled people due to their disability, hence the disability
No its not liberating or a hot take to deny disabled people cant do certain things your just erasing people who have undesirable traits
btw if you tell people with transmasc headcanons of gnc women in fiction that they're taking away space from women / that it's not subversive enough, im cleaving you in half with a comically large cake knife
aroace king
ALASTOR!!
I heard Vox had confessed his love for you!
and then lucifer said ‘threesome?’ and I was like-
WHAT THE F***?!?!?!?!??
He wasn't listening. Whatever gossip this was went in one ear and out the other.
Sona redesign (she's an ex-winner)
I just realized that I’ve never written about Alastor’s shadow before. Why? I don’t know, but what I do know is that the thought of him sending out his shadow to look after you is so endearing to me. Hell is a terrible place, and while you’re more than capable of defending yourself, the mere idea of anything befalling his precious little doe irks him. So, every time you go somewhere without him, his ears flick toward your direction—a subtle command his shadow knows all too well.
The best part is that you’re completely unaware of this, but that’s because Alastor purposely distracts you with a kiss as he gives his shadow the command. Thus, a twinge of confusion always falls over your features whenever you bump into an unsavory individual and receive a squeaked apology instead of a well-deserved curse. Everybody knows who your partner is, but to be equally as feared as him is a strange affair, albeit one that you wouldn’t trade for the world.
And neither would Alastor’s shadow, who follows you across Hell like an ecstatic puppy, tail wagging, and all. “Linger nearby,” he’s specifically told, but he purposely maintains a respectable distance from you because then, he can catch unsuspecting sinners by surprise. The high-pitched yelps, the horrified shrieks, the way even the largest of them cower underneath your small frame as he suddenly manifests behind you, he loves it just as much as his master loves you.
𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕! 💘 she/her * 24 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 ▪︎ 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘅 / 𝗔𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁 (occasionally other HH characters)
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