Girl, A Genosha Behind You

Seriously why are the people on this sub kind of funny sometimes

Once again found some heartwrenching gelphie clips of the stage show from a tiktok edit and instead of asking what productions they are, I sketched my favorite clips as movie!gelphie again

(the edit in question is this)

lazy mornings at the Last Drop ☕☀️

vander fumbled hard like imagine having a gorgeous anarchist boyfriend with a straight up sculpted nose and a crazy haircut and then fumbling him so hard he gets a villain arc

sorry my brain is decaying

inspired by a friend misspeaking

watched the proposal last night for ryan reynolds reasons and im mildly peeved that all these years no one told me that it was actually pretty good?? specifically how wildly psychosexually insane it is, in a deeply 2009 way. like i could write a fucking dissertation on how badly this movie wants to be a much better version of Secretary but is also deeply beholden to its cultural mandate to be Taming of the Shrew. and so it kind of just does…..both. an absolutely wild experience that i am unfortunately 100% feral for.

to my eternal sadness there is only one (1) good fic on ao3 so im just going to have to quietly imagine the very obvious scenario where she tries to make herself be a Nice Girlfriend and he has to confess that actually he really wants her to step on him (but just with slightly more concern for his feelings this time), and she makes him tell her about his fantasy where she keeps him under her desk during meetings. alas.

The family tradition of going off into the woods butt ass naked when shit hits the fan

Medical Malpractice

(Practice of realism)