Medical Malpractice

growing up as a Batkid means saying the words “Bruce made this look SO easy” to yourself at least once a week.

things Bruce made look easy, in no specific order:

Not sleeping for several days straight

Injury recovery after age 25

Sleeping w/people without getting attached

Maintaining constant, separate beef with several different people at the same time

Liaising with the JL on dumb fucking requests they should know better than to submit

Saying no to Alfred’s food for reasons other than just not wanting to eat at that moment (injury, illness, training, etc)

Not being able to save everyone

Being the only “adult” and the only human in a room full of metas and super heroes

Wilson wearing shorts that say universal donor on the crotch

House wearing shorts that say universal recipient on the ass

Just a glimpse into my dark reality

on everyone's soul this is what happened

we do a little tomfoolery

me when im season 5 episode 19 of house md on my homework

comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing

this gif out of context is KILLING ME

why is Wilson so breathless 😭😭😭

Alright so I'm jumping from one show to another and I just started Dexter (on episode 4 rn) and that shi so funny. Don't wanna say 'he's just like me' but he's so fucking awkward. Like I get it, he's a psychopath but if the boot fits

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks