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Some more humble s2-s3 memes bc I work hard to make this hellsite a home
Let’s be honest it was only a matter of time before I made a brutal pipe murder meme, and I think about Mag 86 every damn night 😃
and I miss Tim every damn day
My personal favorite is “supplemental: I’ve broken into Gertrude’s flat”
Oh also Martin finding the pictures Jon took of Tim’s house 😭
Unhinged Jon will forever be the funniest Jon, man was really out roaming the tunnels and stalking his coworkers like there was no tomorrow
“SHITSHITSHITSHIT” “Martin stay with me” “SHIT SHIT SHIT” *sounds of gunfire and bagpipes*
How to start a discussion within the TMA fandom: ask everyone to remember exactly where they were when they heard Michael Distortion’s loud ass death scream for the first time
He really said you have something I want
Rip king you would have loved the quarantine princess bride home movie
I can no longer go a day without getting hello Jon’d
Trying to picture Jon fucking around in America half crazy and paranoid with approximately .63 hours of sleep has me wheezing
Trying to imagine Basira’s face when she opened his drawer and it’s funnier every time 💀
When the lady came in and Martin was like a complaint? About one of my coworkers? Lemme guess he looks like he got hit by a bus and proceeded to escape from the hospital
Assorted s3 memes ✨
I’m sorry but this is the only way I can picture The End
Jon when someone brings him another statement about mummies:
He’s such a hater but I love him sm
Just some assorted s1-s2 memes
The love/hate relationship with Mag 40 is real 🥲
Trevor really out there slaying on those streets
Condolences to Jon for having to read this aloud 💀
Ok bitches I lied about skyward flight. I started the magnus archives and it’s my new hyperfixation ✨
Mini statement all credit to writing and the first two images belongs to @ceaseless-rambler i don’t own the last image either that belongs to rusty quill
(if you feel uncomfortable about me using your writing or photos, I can take down the post)
Statement begins c:
ignore that the audio's out of sync XP
Elias Bouchard is this you
genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you