Elias Bouchard Is This You

Eat the lich.

@girlwholovesturtles IM ACTUALLY CRYING

Martin is a bath towel. Jon is an old dish cloth. Michael is a scarf. Elias is a pocket square. I bet we could fabric cast everyone this way. Why? I don't know. It just works

James Wilson is cute like a brine shrimp (view attached)

The Memory Tardis looked like the coziest place EVER. One of my new favorite interiors. Could live in that one

How I crave the grainy grind of tile grout on my teeth. I'm running out of public restrooms.

Unrelated: I hate caulking

Jon is quite the soggy wet rag of a man isn't he. Have you ever slapped a wet towel against a countertop? I could do that with Jon. Smack. Is your paranoia cured yet towel boy? Or do you need me to wring you out again?

Theory: clocks restrain the passage of time, most efficiently while you are looking at one, but even just having a clock handy to keep checking slows things enough. One day, your phone dies so you can't check the time before and after you shower to know how long it took. You exit the shower and find that everything has evolved into crabs. Based on a true story (something like this happened to me on Thursday).

Tag yourself! I'm yeeping currently

I only reblog the best of the best. This, this is it

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