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2 years ago

It is my solemon duty to inform y'all that, unfortunately, Ohio is not real. It is simply a giant multicolored play parachute the US government stole from an underprivileged elementary school, push-pinned it to the surrounding states, and once a year, each of the senator get to choose one ludicrous fellow from their home state to drop kick into it.


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