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This is beautiful. We don't get to see jewish resistance from the history books. We must remember them.

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מיר וועלן זיי איבערלעבן

we will outlive them

here’s the thing, gentiles. there is pretty much no “critique” of judaism you can make that a jew hasn’t already made.

“circumcision is bad!!!!!!!!”

plenty of jews agree and have been wrestling with this practice for decades.

“the bible says being queer is bad!!!!!!!!!”

these verses have been torn to shreds by jews for decades if not centuries. i know dozens of queer rabbis, and most of my friends are queer jews. my rabbi has a trans kid and frequently goes to our state capitol to yell at the government for being transphobic.

“what even is the point of keeping kosher!!!!!!!!!!”

we have entire books written about this and discuss it frequently.

“but israel!!!!!!”

congrats! ur just antisemitic.

in conclusion, there is no Hot Take you as a non jew can have abt judaism and jews that hasn’t already been discussed to death by jews. your dumb one liner has already been pondered for 200 years by a bunch of nerds in kippot on a tuesday afternoon. your revolutionary opinion is old news. you are boring. make some jewish friends and learn something.

what effect is this supposed to have on me

i collect images with powerful ot3/third wheel energies so you don’t have to. i am releasing them to you, the public, so you may share in my bounty

THE AUDACITY OF THEM TO SAY THIS, FUCK NETFLIX FR

If one single person asks by the time my class is over in 45 minutes I will spend my lunch period writing out my House MD 2024 headcannons

(idk where I found this gif it was in my photos)

Edit: headcannons in the notes!!

my advice for not going insane? try to do something every weekend. go to events, you’ll love events. and not like just hang out with ur friends or go clubbing , no, make a day out of going to some local market by yourself or attend some strange convention event you’ve never heard of. i cannot stress the importance of doing random events on a friday night or saturday or a sunday at r pm for mentally ill people especially if you’re depressed and have been searching for an anchor 2 tether yourself to. attend some events now

We've lost another one

Memes for Jack the DILF of Amity Park (read it here on A03!)

Major relationships: Eventual Jack/Maddie/Vlad (Family Breakfast), Badger Cereal (PLATONIC)

Rating: T, mostly for pottymouths (Vlad does NOT censor himself in his head or when only adults are present), and some adult themes.

Summary: Jack is hot as hell, a total DILF, and Vlad & Maddie know it. When they meet again 20 years later, they're reminded of their rivalry- and Vlad is reminded of his obsession with Jack and old relationship with Maddie.

Can Danny wanting to know more about his mom and her family- and only having Vlad to ask fix both his and the Fruitloop's relationship, and help his mom?

And what do the people of Amity Park think of Jack Fenton dating people while his wife and the mayor go on dates just a few tables over?

Features: Vlad & Danny slowly transitioning from enemies to friends, and eventually a father/son relationship, the building of the OT3, Maddie & Vlad healing from old wounds, and Maddie & Jack realizing they haven't been there for their kids- and fixing it. Primarily a comedy, with some drama here and there.