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3 months ago

Loyal knight

Acquire his buttocks


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1 month ago
JANE EYRE (2011)  Dir. Cary Joji Fukunaga
JANE EYRE (2011)  Dir. Cary Joji Fukunaga
JANE EYRE (2011)  Dir. Cary Joji Fukunaga

JANE EYRE (2011)  dir. Cary Joji Fukunaga


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11 months ago

opinion disapproved. phen-228, get his ass.


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2 years ago
Just Personally, I'd Probably Be Pretty Pissed If Somebody Did That To Me Just Bc They Were Feeling A
Just Personally, I'd Probably Be Pretty Pissed If Somebody Did That To Me Just Bc They Were Feeling A
Just Personally, I'd Probably Be Pretty Pissed If Somebody Did That To Me Just Bc They Were Feeling A

Just personally, I'd probably be pretty pissed if somebody did that to me just bc they were feeling a lil silly and goofy lol


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3 years ago

One like = One slap upon Mics juicy ass


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2 years ago
He's A Totally Not Gay Sans Oc. Meet Star

he's a totally not gay sans oc. Meet Star

(and yes you can do whatever you want with him)

(nothin gross or creepy dude)


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2 years ago

You know I get it.


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1 year ago

This is why I fucking love Twitter


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5 months ago
He Did, In Fact, Stab Him
He Did, In Fact, Stab Him
He Did, In Fact, Stab Him
He Did, In Fact, Stab Him

he did, in fact, stab him


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7 months ago
oh-sturg - fish want me.

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7 months ago

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4 months ago
Gif 1: An employee at a dojo tells Shawn and Gus, "Right, well, I will see you in court then. Now—"
Gif 2: Gus says intensely, "Perfect. Now, I'll need a statement from you, and as we plan to try this in both civil and criminal court, I'll need the police here as well."
Gif 3: Gus asks, "Can I use your phone? Or do you only let the white people use that?" On Gus saying "white people," Shawn turns to him with an incredulous expression.
Gif 4: The employee asks, "Who said anything about white people?"
Gif 5: Gus says, "You just did." The employee replies seriously, "The words 'white people' did not come out of my mouth."
Gif 5: As Shawn backs away, Gus says, "There they are again. Luckily, I had my hand recorder on for that one. And by the way, I am now disclosing that this conversation is being recorded." He pulls out a phone/recorder from his pocket.
Gif 6: The employee, growing nervous, says, "Re...recorded? Okay, this is crazy."
Gif 7: Gus replies, "Crazy? You wanna know crazy? I sued 300 businesses last year alone. I sued a hot dog cart and got everything but the wheels and the buns, which I got in the civil case 2 months later."
Gif 8: From behind Gus, Shawn says, "Dude." Gus turns back to Shawn. Shawn continues, "I think he gets it now."
Gif 9: Gus says, "I know, but the words are coming out of my mouth faster than I can think of them." Shawn says, "Bring it home."
Gif 10: Gus turns back to the employee and says, "Now, if you don't mind, before I start snapping evidence photos, I'm a little parched." The camera pans outward to show two water fountains by Gus, one larger and one smaller one. Gus continues, "So can you tell me which of these fountains I'm allowed to use?"
Gif 11: The employee gestures to a fountain (unable to be discerned which one) and says, "That one." The camera pans back to Shawn and Gus; Shawn lets out a whistle as if to convey, "You messed up."
Gif 12: The employee, frazzled, says, "I mean, y-you pick. Sir."

PSYCH 5.01 "Romeo and Juliet and Juliet"


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2 years ago
Me @ Hammer Lol

me @ hammer lol

image

sksksksksksssssss


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2 months ago

Pt 2! (Died a little making this buuuut it’s fineee)

Pt 2! (Died A Little Making This Buuuut It’s Fineee)
Pt 2! (Died A Little Making This Buuuut It’s Fineee)
Pt 2! (Died A Little Making This Buuuut It’s Fineee)
Pt 2! (Died A Little Making This Buuuut It’s Fineee)

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4 months ago
Mercymorn Projecting Her Period Cramps Onto Augustine

mercymorn projecting her period cramps onto augustine


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2 months ago
BETTY BUCKLEY
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 2020
AN OPEN LETTER
TO THE TRUMP / PENCE CAMPAIGN
To the Trump/Pence Campaign:
Despite numerous pleas and a formal cease-and-desist from the composer, you've continued to use my
rendition of "Memory" from CATS at your campaign rallies. We must insist that you stop this
misappropriation of music and performance that has nothing to do with the representation of your regime.
Your presidency, completely devoid of empathy or humanity, is the very antithesis of art.
Thanks to your disastrous mishandling of the pandemic, Broadway must remain shuttered until at least May
30, 2021. The same super spreader events at which you blare my recording are undoubtedly exacerbating
the problem. So, you are exploiting the work of Broadway artists at events that are may well spread the very
virus that is keeping us unemployed in the first place.
Of course, this cruel irony shouldn't be surprising; cruelty comes so naturally to you and your enablers. I cannot sit idly by and witness my work being used to promote your fascist agenda.
You've even absconded with the words of Dr. Fauci, taken out of context in your campaign ads. And -- despite his protests -- you blunder on in your dismissal of science and common sense for the greater good. I imagine you'll ignore this repeated request to cease and desist, as you've ignored all the requests that
preceded it from me, Elton John, Bruce Springsteen, The Rolling Stones, Phil Collins and the many other musicians who are as appalled as we are to be associated with your deplorable mendacity and ill behavior.
The good news is that we, the voters, have the ultimate say. We will reject you at the polls, and by January
the utter hell of your presidency, your criminal enablers and regime will be nothing more than a memory.
Sincerely,
Betty Buckley

Betty Buckley
Proud Texas Democrat

Throwback to when Betty Buckley got Trump's ass for playing Memory at a rally back in 2020


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6 months ago
Felt The Need To Draw Curly Hitting Jimmy On The Head With The Gun Safety Case

felt the need to draw Curly hitting Jimmy on the head with the gun safety case


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