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One topic I feel like doesn’t get talked about enough in Hetalia is weird deaths. Like since they have probably lived for a really long time, most have been alive since the Middle Ages, imagine the stupid stories they have about death. Yeah sure some deaths are and were serious but France has has two of his kings die bc of a door. NOT ONE BUT TWO BLOODY KINGS HAVE DIED FROM FUCKING DOORS. Let’s not forget about the whole “fuck around and find out”, probably most nations have died bc of animals. Hell I want to imagine that Ancient Greece’s head was split in half from a fucking turtle or that Australia died bc he swam too far and no one( New Zealand) bothered to swim to him to see if he was alive, or that he died in the goddamn Emu war (he didn’t die but he definitely felt dead inside from being made fun of from the other nations)
“Happy birthday Denmark! I’m not even going to try and pronounce those danish words. Anyways, I got you a gift mate!”
CRYING
THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT I WILL USE IT RIGHT NOW 🥺🥺🥺
I’LL FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT ATTEMPTING THE DANISH
-Den 🇩🇰
suddenly all of this makes sense
also ~hand reveal~
-Lizard 🦎
I've got two hands... So... Imagine if I held hands with one of you😳... Jkjk... Unless?
-NZ
Denmark 🇩🇰: OMG I HAVE HANDS TOO 😳😳😳😳😳
