“Happy Birthday Denmark! I’m Not Even Going To Try And Pronounce Those Danish Words. Anyways, I Got

To no one’s surprise, Denmark was extremely drunk during this. The alcohol stops him BEING a pussy but it unfortunately makes him WANT a pussy... you’ll see what I mean. 

-Ice  🇮🇸

*playing keep talking and nobody explodes*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Okay we have symbols

Norway 🇳🇴: No the knob is beeping you need to do that or we’ll explode

Denmark 🇩🇰: So, there’s an A with a dick, a-

Norway 🇳🇴: NO BITCH YOU NEED TO FIDDLE WITH THE KNOB

Okay this took us way too long to respond to but oh well lmfao

We decided we weren’t going to make ourselves and ALL the Nordics so you can have us and the Nordics we kin hehe, so we have:

Lizard and Denmark

Cereal and Iceland

Just gonna tag @never-enough-fandoms @karinsnightmareparty @nine-states-of-chaos and whoever else wants to do it, feel free :)

make yourself and your muse/s!

@ask-clubs-kingdom-headguard @ask-thejokers @cards-of-the-royal-guard @ask-the-avaricious-joker

I could never be a speed runner… I can’t even make a nether portal properly :( Anyway, Ice got to watch me struggle so you do too ;D -Den 🇩🇰

Denmark 🇩🇰: Are you friendly?

Ghost: Kill.

Sweden 🇸🇪: We'll take that as a no.

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

*Prolonged silence, waiting for a game to load*

Norway 🇳🇴: Riveting conversation

Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry I’m eating a mars bar

Iceland 🇮🇸: Sorry I’m dissociating

Iceland! What have you been up to lately?

Iceland: Well, I’ve been trying to learn guitar but... It’s not going that great

Norway: I offered to help him but he’s a stubborn little bitch who thinks he’ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time

Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?

Norway: You know I love you really

Iceland:

Oh, uh, aitäh :’)

I really hope that’s right lmao

- Ice 🇮🇸

In honour of me forgetting it is Iceland’s birthday today 😔✌

Happy birthday ice bby <3

Keep reading

*playing mario kart*

Iceland 🇮🇸: I’m gonna throw this shell at you

Norway 🇳🇴: It’s fine it’s green it won’t hit me

*immediately gets hit*

Norway 🇳🇴: WHY IS EVERYONE SO PIXEL PERFECT WITH THE GREEN SHELLS

Iceland 🇮🇸:

Norway 🇳🇴: Yay! A piggyback in game :) 

Denmark 🇩🇰: 

Norway 🇳🇴: ….?

Denmark 🇩🇰: >///<

Norway 🇳🇴: *something clicks in brain* You bitch. That’s IT IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE.

Denmark 🇩🇰: IM SORRY-