The Aeneid - Amazon / L‘Eneide - Amazzone
by Fabio Fabbi
It’s weird for me that Ulysses was a trickster and a liar during the siege and that was ok. But Antilochus won a chariot racing by using simple physics tricks and that wasn’t fair play.
Those guys would be horrified by high performance athlete nowadays.
Antilochus: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
Patroclus: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated…
Achilles: *proudly* smad
Automedon: there are two types of people
Automedon: *running into the room* GUYS-
Achilles: shh, can’t you see Patroclus is sleeping?
Automedon: *whispering* sorry
Achilles: it’s fine, why are you yelling anyway?
Automedon: *still whispering* the kitchen is on fire
Antilochus: I’m going to Taco Bell do you want anything?
Achilles: *crying* I just want Patroclus back
Antilochus: Yeah…I only have like…12 dollars…
Some of my favorite Apollo paintings!
I do not know the artists' names because I just had these on my computer, but if anyone does, please let me know!
^ by Simón Vouet
^ by Briton Rivière
Odysseus, pretending to be insane to avoid going to war:
Helen, all through the whole damned Iliad:
Agamemnon (I don't think we need an explanation for this):
Iphigenia:
Ajax the great, after failing to get the armor of Achilles:
Achilles:
Patroclus:
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Apollo: I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy, unless of course, we’re talking about my enemy the lore olympus version of me.
Apollo: Fuck you lore olympus version of me.
Adolf Hirémy-Hirschl - The Souls of Acheron, 1898 (detail), oil on canvas
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[A] - Aphrodite (Αφροδίτη) is the goddess of romantic love, sexual passion and beauty
Medusa by Alice Pike Barney