Adolf Hirémy-Hirschl - The Souls Of Acheron, 1898 (detail), Oil On Canvas

Chiron: *sees people in the distance doing something stupid* oh my gods, what idiots.

Chiron: *realizing it’s Patroclus and Achilles* Oh no, those are my idiots!

*1am on Pelion*

Patroclus: *giggling* You’re my moon.

Achilles: *also giggling* And you’re my star.

Chiron: *tiredly* and you’re both getting on my nerves, go to bed!

Sandro Botticelli, La Primavera, detail - c.1478-82

Achilles: Can you see us on the mountain?

Thetis: No. Why do you ask?

Achilles: No. Reason.

*later at the mountain*

Achilles: SHE COULDNT SEE US. FOR THREE YEARS.

Patroclus: Oh?

Achilles: FOR THREE YEARS. SHE COULDN'T SEE US. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Achilles: WE COULDVE BEEN FUCKING. FOR. THREE. YEARS.

Patroclus: Mhm.

Chiron: i ship it.

Thetis: What the fuck

“”“professional associates”” i know what you are

(source:trust me bro)

Automedon: Hey, Achilles, can I get some dating advice?

Achilles: Just because I’m with Patroclus doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

─James Jebusa Shannon (Auburn,New York, 1862 - London,1923) 

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hestia (Ἑστία) is the goddess of the hearth, the family and the home. Cronus’ and Rhea’s first-born child, she was pure and peaceful.