Did You Know That Antilochus Was Among Helen's Suitors?

I saw this stock photo and immediately made four memes and then couldn’t pick it which one I liked best so, here ya go

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[N] - Njörðr is a god associated with the sea, seafaring, wind, fishing, wealth, and crop fertility.

Apollo: Hyacinthus, it's cold outside. Let's hold hands. Hyacinthus: Oh okay! Zephyrus: it's fucking summer-

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[I] - Icarus was the son of the famous craftsman Daedalus.

Daedalus managed to create two sets of wings for himself and his son, that were made of feathers glued together with wax. He taught Icarus how to fly and warned him not to fly too high, which would cause the wax to melt, nor too low, which would cause the feathers to get wet with sea water. Together, they flew out of the tower towards freedom. However, Icarus soon forgot his father’s warnings, and started flying higher and higher, until the wax started melting under the scorching sun. His wings dissolved and he fell into the sea and drowned.

How can I explain to you, my happiness, my golden, wonderful happiness, how much I am all yours – with all my memories, poems, outbursts, inner whirlwinds? Or explain that I cannot write a word without hearing how you will pronounce it – and can’t recall a single trifle I’ve lived through without regret – so sharp! – that we haven’t lived through it together – whether it’s the most, the most personal, intransmissible – or only some sunset or other at the bend of a road – you see what I mean, my happiness?

— Vladimir Nabokov, Letters to Véra

Doodle of Achilles and Ajax playing dice based on this black figure vase painting by Exekias

Hermes Lucio!! I messed around a lot w the background I think it’s pretty neat :]

Iris by William Savage Cooper (1893)

out of the 500 myrmidon warriors who follow me into battle i only want to marry about 2 of you. do better

Patroclus: *complaining to Automedon* my boyfriend is so fucking corny he asked me if I knew how to whistle so ofc I pursed my lips to whistle and then he kissed me???? Him and his dumb flirt tactics I love him