Norse Mythology From A To Z:

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Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hyacinthus (Ὑάκινθος) was a beautiful young man who became the lover of the god Apollo, although he also had the affection of Zephyr, the god of the west wind. During a game of discus, Apollo threw the discus, and Hyacinthus ran after it trying to impress the god. However, he was struck by the discus and died. Apollo, distraught at the youth’s death, forbade Hades to claim his soul; instead, he turned him into the flower of the same name.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[N] - Nótt - is night personified, one of the first giants, grandmother of Thor.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[K] - Keto (Κητώ) or Ceto was a primordial deity of the sea, the daughter of the Titans Pontus and Gaea, and personification of all the dangers that the sea posed.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Ares (Ἄρης) is the god of war. However, unlike Athena, he represents merely its destructive capacity and is typically the personification of sheer violence and brutality.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[B] - Britomartis (Βριτόμαρτις) was a goddess of mountains and hunting, who was primarily worshipped on the island of Crete.

Agamemnon: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Patroclus: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Automedon: I got distracted about halfway through.

Achilles: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[E] - Eris (Ἔρις) was goddess of chaos, strife and discord.