Patroclus: *complaining To Automedon* My Boyfriend Is So Fucking Corny He Asked Me If I Knew How To Whistle

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[V] - Vǫrðr is a warden spirit, believed to follow from birth to death the soul (hugr) of every person.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Atlas (Ἄτλας) was the leader of the Titan rebellion against Zeus, and he got a fitting punishment after the end of the Titanomachy: he was condemned to eternally hold up the sky.

Hyacinthus: Oh my Apollo. Zephyrus: Don't you mean 'oh my gods'? Hyacinthus: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[E] - Enyo (Ἐνυώ) was the goddess of war and destruction, sister and companion of Ares.

Patroclus: you ever wanna talk about your emotions Antilochus?

Antilochus: no

Achilles: I do!

Patroclus: I know Achilles

Achilles: I'm mad at Agamemnon!

Patroclus: I know Achilles

Deimos:(gleefully) A hit, eh? You want us to make em suffer? Or just end it, quick and quiet-like?

Zeus:Nah, nothin' permanent... just, like, give him a little taste of fear. I guess you can break something small... like a toe...

Deimos: We can take out his tongue..

Phobos:(with relish) With a knife!

Deimos:Or remove his heart...

Phobos:(with great relish) Yeah, with a knife!

Deimos:A bigger knife!

Phobos:(with greater relish) Fucking knife!

Zeus:(a touch uneasy) Yeeeeahhhhhhh.... you guys....are....kinda creepy. I think this may be a stupid idea. Hey, Ares, do you want to call the spooky twins home before I throw them there?

Ares: Come boys....

Phobos and Deimos: (Slinks away creepily)

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[N] - Nike (Νίκη) was the goddess of victory, depicted as having wings, hence her alternative name “Winged Goddess”.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Ate (Ἄτη) was the goddess of mischief and ruin

I was supposed to do homework but I think Pinterest just gave me the greatest fucking assist of all time.

Hades: Sometimes when I hear false rumors about myself I am like "Damn bitch, what did I do next?".