Charon’s beauty sleep gets interrupted by the mailman
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[O] - Oizys (Ὀϊζύς) is the goddess of misery, suffering, depression and anxiety.
Menelaus: How do you politely tell someone you want to throw a brick at their face?
Odysseus: My person wishes to reach your facial features with a fundamental object for the creation of walls in numerous times.
Menelaus, to Paris: What he just said.
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[L] - Leto (Λητώ) was one of the Titanides, the goddess of motherhood and the mother of the twin gods Apollon and Artemis.
“bewitch”
— (bɪˈwɪtʃ, verb) A word full of magic, intrigue and obscurity, to bewitch essentially means to affect by witchcraft or magic, as well, as the act of enchanting, charming or fascinating something with pure allure.
Norse mythology from A to Z:
[R] - Rán is a sea goddess with an unpredictable and dangerous personality.
Odysseus, pretending to be insane to avoid going to war:
Helen, all through the whole damned Iliad:
Agamemnon (I don't think we need an explanation for this):
Iphigenia:
Ajax the great, after failing to get the armor of Achilles:
Achilles:
Patroclus:
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ughhh fine *experiences emotional growth*
Hera: [to Zeus] Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the fact that you're a terrible person and husband keep you up tonight.
Achilles: Quick! You're losing so much blood! What's your type?
Patroclus: Long blond hair, dreamy eyes, sweet smile.
Achilles, staring at him and blushing: ...Oh.
Patroclus: *dies*
Greek mythology from A to Z:
[H] - Hebe (Ἥβη) was the goddess of youth, she served nectar and ambrosia to the Olympians.