Menelaus: How Do You Politely Tell Someone You Want To Throw A Brick At Their Face?

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[V] - Vǫrðr is a warden spirit, believed to follow from birth to death the soul (hugr) of every person.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Ares (Ἄρης) is the god of war. However, unlike Athena, he represents merely its destructive capacity and is typically the personification of sheer violence and brutality.

out of the 500 myrmidon warriors who follow me into battle i only want to marry about 2 of you. do better

this is dumb and has absolutely been done before but here you go anyway

I keep thinking about the suggestion that Apollo hated Achilles so much because Achilles was literally just like him but mortal (blond, musical, good with a sword, talented at medicine) and he just didn't care for that.

Hermes Lucio!! I messed around a lot w the background I think it’s pretty neat :]

Hector victor over Patroclus / Ettore vincitore su Patroclo

by Fabio Fabbi

Look is no one else gonna make a big deal about the fact that in the middle of battle Achilles’ horses stopped in their tracks and started crying over the death of Patroclus? And refused to move despite Automedon begging them and whipping them to try to get them off the field until they were literally compelled to move by Zeus himself?? Because I can’t stop thinking about it.

Antilochus: *breaking the news of Patroclus’ death to Achilles* now, don’t overreact-

Achilles: *already digging his grave and shoveling dirt on himself* too late for that.

for @mythologicalnet event: siblings

phobos, greek god of fear, & his twin brother deimos, god of terror