Greek Mythology From A To Z:

Patroclus: *complaining to Automedon* my boyfriend is so fucking corny he asked me if I knew how to whistle so ofc I pursed my lips to whistle and then he kissed me???? Him and his dumb flirt tactics I love him

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[A] - Athena (Αθηνά) is the goddess of wisdom and war and the patroness of the city of Athens. She was also associated with peace and handicrafts, especially spinning and weaving.

Something was in that Spartan water 💀

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[F] - Fenrir or Fenrisúlfr

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hebe (Ἥβη) was the goddess of youth, she served nectar and ambrosia to the Olympians.

Achilles: Sleeping so many hours is an indication of depression.

Achilles: Sleep is the only way to escape reality and go to a place where nothing really matters!

Achilles: I am not lazy! Just depressed!

Patroclus: At least we have each other!

Deimos: I hate you!

Phobos: I hate you even more!

Deimos: I wish you were never born!

Phobos: Me too!

Deimos: Can we sleep together tonight?

Phobos: Yes!

Both of them proceed to sleep while hugging

Ares: I'm a proud dad!

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[E] - Enyo (Ἐνυώ) was the goddess of war and destruction, sister and companion of Ares.

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[M] - Morpheus (Μορφεύς) was a god of dreams who appeared in the literary work Metamorphoses of the Roman poet Ovid. He was the son of Somus and had a thousand siblings. He had the ability to take any human form and appear in dreams, but his actual form was that of a winged daemon.