Greek Mythology From A To Z:

Aphrodite: being “overdressed” is a concept made up by people who don’t want you to look better than them

Hera: you’re literally wearing a full ball gown at Denny’s at 3 am

Aphrodite: and??

Telemachus: And then, I went to Sparta and met your best friend-

Odysseus: Diomedes was in Sparta?

Telemachus: No, your other best friend.

Odysseus: Agamemnon’s ghost?

Telemachus: No, his brother-

Odysseus: Castor? That’s Agamemnon’s brother in law silly.

Telemachus: No, the person you went to Troy for.

Odysseus: Aw, Helen said we were best friends? That’s sweet.

Telemachus: No, her husband.

Odysseus: I always knew Paris liked me deep-down.

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[E] - Enyo (Ἐνυώ) was the goddess of war and destruction, sister and companion of Ares.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[S] - Skaði is a jötunn and goddess associated with bowhunting, skiing, winter, and mountains. She is the daughter of the frost giant Þjazi and wife of the sea god Njörd.

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Automedon: *running into the room* GUYS-

Achilles: shh, can’t you see Patroclus is sleeping?

Automedon: *whispering* sorry

Achilles: it’s fine, why are you yelling anyway?

Automedon: *still whispering* the kitchen is on fire