The Fact That Most Translations And Commentaries I’ve Read Says That

Ares: i want to stab you right now

Athena:

Ares: but my therapist said no

Athena: do it, pussy bitch. i dare you

Look is no one else gonna make a big deal about the fact that in the middle of battle Achilles’ horses stopped in their tracks and started crying over the death of Patroclus? And refused to move despite Automedon begging them and whipping them to try to get them off the field until they were literally compelled to move by Zeus himself?? Because I can’t stop thinking about it.

Norse mythology from A to Z:

[O] - Odin

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hermes (Ἑρμῆς) is the winged herald and messenger of the Olympian gods. In addition, he is also a divine trickster, and the god of roads, flocks, commerce, and thieves.

The Judgement of Paris by Walter Crane (1909)

Greek mythology from A to Z:

[E] - Eos (Ἕως) was a Titan goddess of the dawn. She was described as having rosy fingers, a light pink gown woven with flowers, wearing a tiara and having large white-feathered wings.

*1am on Pelion*

Patroclus: *giggling* You’re my moon.

Achilles: *also giggling* And you’re my star.

Chiron: *tiredly* and you’re both getting on my nerves, go to bed!

Patroclus: *complaining to Automedon* my boyfriend is so fucking corny he asked me if I knew how to whistle so ofc I pursed my lips to whistle and then he kissed me???? Him and his dumb flirt tactics I love him

Some Iliad boys in the woods! My thought behind this is that all of them went out on a trip and realized that Antilochus was not trained for this, because unlike Achilles and Patroclus, he was just a prince and was not set loose on a mountain with a centaur grandpa for several years. 

(left to right: Automedon, Patroclus, Achilles, Antilochus)