Norse Mythology From A To Z:

Adolf Hirémy-Hirschl - The Souls of Acheron, 1898 (detail), oil on canvas

ughhh fine *experiences emotional growth*

just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT

Did you know that Antilochus was among Helen's suitors?

peleus: my son cannot be a suitor. he is only 6. far too young.

meanwhile nestor: [presenting helen with what can only be described as a fresh out the womb baby] a great husband, no? a real charmer.

Patroclus: you ever wanna talk about your emotions Antilochus?

Antilochus: no

Achilles: I do!

Patroclus: I know Achilles

Achilles: I'm mad at Agamemnon!

Patroclus: I know Achilles

That time Hermes stole some of Apollo's cattle.

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Greek mythology from A to Z:

[H] - Hygieia (Ὑγιεία) was the goddess of good health, cleanliness and hygiene.

(source:trust me bro)

Apollo: Hyacinthus, it's cold outside. Let's hold hands. Hyacinthus: Oh okay! Zephyrus: it's fucking summer-