Uhm, Fuck You!! I’ve Probably Given You The Best Advice Since You Landed In This Hellhole Buddy!! Hell,

Eepy. Handing the phone to Bill...

[Azure is now unavailable for asks!]

I dragged him shopping. We got more than 15 items at food city and they told us we couldn't use the self checkout... he argued until they caved😭😭

One day Bill is going to learn that he can probably win in a fight against my cat and that is the day all hell breaks loose

Lmao you should shake his hand

After last time I don't think I should do anything you people tell me to do...I'm still trapped in the bathroom!!

just realized i got the name of the song wrong its not string its cut the string. my bad. any way fair if you and him don't like it, it very drifty. definitly not for everyone and more depressing than oh ana i guess

I figured that's what you meant! Oh Ana was recommended to me a long time ago by a friend I (literally) lost .. geuss both of us have song trauma 😭

Mwahahahha the divorce question….tiny billy doesn’t seem like he’d have a boyfriend at all lmao

BILLY???? YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW WHO YOURE MESSING WITH.

no, but, if you want to get secrets, humans tend to have stuff in drawers and attics n shit. Snoop around enough and you might be able to find some stuff. Just make sure azure is preoccupied for a while first.

UGH. SHE HAS NEITHER!!! THE ONLY DRAWERS SHE HAS IS JUST FULL OF CLOTHES AND THERES NO ATTIC *OR* BASEMENT. THIS PLACE SUCKS. IVE ALREADY ROOTED THROUGH HER PAPER BUCKETS TOO.

I'm so honk mimimi yall

also since your being such a bum about my music taste have a happy song. go listen to my dear friends or edge of the world by beetlebug

WHAT IF I JUST DIDNT

Hey bill, how did you end up here in the human world? Did you just spawn in here or did you get sent here.

AND WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL BEFORE YOU ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS. ILL HAVE YOU KNOW IM HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE.