Mwahahahha The Divorce Question….tiny Billy Doesn’t Seem Like He’d Have A Boyfriend At All Lmao

bill has some real bangers on his playlist! please pass him a complement on it for me to him

This man has a huge ego. Instantly started boasting... I'm never gonna live this down 😭

oh yea btw!! How are the brownies going?

At this point, I might as well just order from pizza hut. I keep tripping and almost falling, It's probably not the best idea to keep trying with my hurt ankle...I think he'll appreciate brownies either way😭 pizza hut it is

(I'm also kinda tired of him staring at me every time I fall. He's practically mocking me!!)

if he attacks you, you can use emotional damage on him, i've heard that is quite effective (just be prepared to run if it goes wrong). i heard bringing up something called a sixer is really effective. only use in worst case scenario tho, don't want to harm him more rn when he's mad

Right then! A sixer! Right now he's sitting at the dinner table pretending to be innocent ...he keeps staring at me every time he scribbles something down. Just how powerful is he?

favorite weapons and favorite aesthetic (for both)

The gaurdian sword from BOTW and the Dusk Claymore from TOTK. Two swords though. One for each hand. I don't really have a specific asthetic I like!

MYSELF IS A PRETTY GREAT WEAPON. AS FOR AESTHETIC? BLUE AND YELLOW.

so what would you label you and ford’s relationship as? Before the breakup ofc

THERE WAS NO BREAKUP BECAUSE THERE WAS NO RELATIONSHIP! HE WAS JUST HUMAN THAT I EXPLOITED TO MAKE A PORTAL. AND ILL DO IT AGAIN. WITH HIM OR WITH THIS NEW ONE! IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE! THEYRE THE SAME AND THEYLL BE TRICKED THE SAME!

have you tried looking under furnature yet? humans sometimes hide things under places like beds. they tend to think of its safer there since its out of the way and out of sight

SHE HAS A FUCKING LOFT BED. WHY DOES SHE MAKE EVERYTHING SO MUCH HARDER.

THE COUCH AND CHAISE REACH THE FLOOR. THE RECORD PLAYER JUST HAS RECORDS UNDERNEATH. THE WINE RACK AND ISLAND JUST HAS SNACKS. THIS BLOWS.

when will bill have to start paying rent?

He doesn't eat that much, he's a little guy. He's kinda like a pet. I think his company makes up for his mooching, he is pretty funny.

billford comic i made while i was hungry >:3

MY HUMAN IS SLEEPING AND IM BORED. ENTERTAIN ME MORTALS.

A pet bill would be awesome, you just have to keep up the restrictions and make sure nothing bad happens(he has a bit of a god complex) but other than that it should just be like having a tiny human around except he doesn’t understand humans that much… he might just stay as a lil triangle man as a better discription

He hasn't tried anything bad tbh!! Other than trying to murder my Axolotl plushie. Poor baby. And my Axolotl squishy. And put my Axolotl slime in the garbage disposal.

...man, he really doesn't like axolotls.