Eepy. Handing The Phone To Bill...

How do you have such great taste in hats and bow ties? Do you think more humans could pull off wearing top hats like you do?

TOP HATS DONT LOOK THE SAME WHEN THEY ARENT FLOATING. BOWTIES HOWEVER...EVERYBODY NEEDS ONE OF THOSE. GREATEST INVENTION EVER. GOTTA GIVE MY APPLAUSE.

I actually dunno what he likes, food-wise. Maybe chocolate cake! Everyone loves chocolate cake!!

Auugh...I dont have chocolate cake mix..but I do have brownies!

I gave him the art supplies and he calmed down a lot. (Rubbing my hands together like an evil fly) time to start baking

They’re daffodils. Did you know you can make tea from them?

OF COURSE I KNEW THAT. I AM A TEA ENTHUSIAST. I JUST CANT REACH THE KETTLE.

oh you know, not for anything important. just wanted to know which was the best out of all of them (not gonna take it or anything, trust. im very trustworthy)(definitly not gonna tell azure to put baby locks on the drawers either, don't worry. im trustworthy) (add on to the knife thing)

JOKES ON YOU, THE KNIVES ARE OUT IN THE OPEN!! HAH!!! KNIFE BLOCK!!

(Getting eepy. I'll be back around 6 A.M EST!)

He still doesnt trust me, so i let him perch up there... We've been having a staring contest for the last 20 minutes. I dont know what this means but me personally I think it's progress

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!)

Goldie fanart for @ckret2 's fic...first Bill art post teehee

Love how your basically stealing the other accounts idea lmfao very bold

(Love how you ignored the fact that I give credit every drawing and on the pinned post, plus the fact that the creator said they love seeing irl Bill posts...if you don't like it, go look at their blog instead!)

Awww cmon, are you really scared of a triangle? What’s he gonna do, poke ya in the eye with one of his angles? besides, these seemingly innocent symbols he’s drawing COULD be the key to the answers if the universe.. or something.

Fine, geez, I'll ask him again. But only once. Even without being scared it's just common courtesy not to push things!