Death Of The Bachelor Is Peak Who Did You Get It From Or Is Bill Just A Fan

Drawing in progress! Asks are open!!!

fr, who gets sent to prison by an axolotl? thats just obserd (don't tell him i said this)

Your secret is safe with me😊

He’s done..things.Bad things.with many humans just like you.

all you need to know is,hes bad news.

Oh! Huh, I'm gonna be honest, I just kinda thought he was silly.

Well, to be fair, he can't even open doors right now. So...I think I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt. Not total trust, da-doy. But...can't hurt that much just to be a little nice.

I covered him up he's sleeping so pookie

He was chased around by the cat and dove onto the chaise for protection...not even ten minutes later I find this 😭

(Credits to @squidflavoredsoup for the idea!!!!!)

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well now might be the time to tell you.. that bow tie was from my great great grandma.

the leaves embroidered on it are made of lead and arsenic lol (at least, the color used to make it has lead and arsenic)

WOW! EVEN TASTIER! THANKS FOR THE SNACK!

Bill lives rent free inside my head and sometimes, if I'm lucky, he'll let me form a coherent thought.

Uh, Bill Cipher for President and all hail Bill or something!!

BILL CIPHER FOR AXOLOTL REPLACEMENT. ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN EYE.

Does Tumblr learn your tagging patterns?

(Bill is now available to be asked questions directly! He will type in constant caps! Yummers.)

what has the goober done this time?

He's trying to start a rave with the pets... I'm so eepy though sigh

suuuuure. (i'm watching you. 🫵 👁️👁️)

YOU CANT WATCH ME IF IM WATCHING YOU. THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS. AND DONT SARCASTICALLY SURE ME! I CAN MAKE YOUR BONES INTO MARSHMELLOWS AND EAT THEM!