I Covered Him Up He's Sleeping So Pookie

I SCARED HIM....KINDA REGRET IT CUZ HE LOOKED FUCKIN TRAUMATIZED

He straight up LECTURED me for 5 minutes about leaving a stranger in your house alone 😭😭 I'm so confused

TODAY I LEARNED WHAT FRENCHING MEANS. AWFUL.

DUUDEEEEE

hey bill, have you ever listened to sodikken? they make very wierdcore songs. not at all like uncanny but for some reason my brain thought of it while listening to it (i think the thought was already in my mind but was just triggered by it for some reason. don't ask me why, i have no clue). you might like it, its very random.

actually it might be too random. you might be right about my music taste... i usually just steal from others. anyway i recommend listening to redmageddon

IVE LISTENED TO THEM. PARTS OF THEIR SONGS ARE NICE, LYRICS ARE GREAT BUT I LIKE WHEN THE WORDS FIT THE BEAT.

favorite animal?

ON THIS MISERABLE PLANET, OR ALL TIME?

(Tumblr when I wake up early:) 🦗 (Tumblr when I stay up late:) 🦗 (Tumblr when the clock hits noon:) 🦗 (Crickets when:) 🦗

you should prank him while he’s sleeping :)

Oooh, good idea...what should I do though? Hand in water won't work, he's a triangle... permanent marker won't stick on him for some reason, that one shaving cream where you tickle their face won't work cuz he isn't ticklish...

He's such a buzzkill!

if you're walking around instead of floating, i doubt you'll be able to get to the other side of the country.

I CAN FLOAT . I CAN FLOAT FINE. I COULD FLOAT YOU OUT OF A BUSINESS. YOU COULD LIVE NEXT TO US AND YOU WOULDNT EVEN KNOW. COUNT YOUR DAYS.

he is the most powerful dorito in the universe, he might look fine now but thats because he's not at full dorito power. best way to neutralize him is to keep him calm and appeased (not causing a huge fuss). he's probably just studying you also. humans are probably intreging to a all powerful dorito like him

I wonder if dorito is like a slur to him. I think he's more like a corn chip. He doesn't have the seasoned bits of a dorito.

I think he's silly, studying someone as boring like me. It's probably something else!

Do you know the best ways to keep him calm?

Drawing in progress! Asks are open!!!