Bill Lives Rent Free Inside My Head And Sometimes, If I'm Lucky, He'll Let Me Form A Coherent Thought.

sure pal..

anyways!! Question for the human: opinions on bill as of currently?

Every post that makes fun of him, he walks up to me and goes "wow! Look at what they just said to me! Can you believe it! The audacity!"

Minus the posts about murdering me. He keeps trying to hide the phone around those posts.

I'm honestly not sure. He treats me like a gossip buddy kinda. But with added murderous intent. Oh well.

It's getting close to when he wakes up.. leaving the house now! (Hoping it doesn't backfire...)

(Dialouge)

IVE GOT A COUPLE GUESSES.

Shoot, nothing is stopping you.

CYAN? TURQUOISE? AFINA? SKY?

None of those. Getting close, though.

AZRAQ? CELESTE?

I didn't know Celeste was a shade of blue.

MORON... AOKI? AZURE?

Ah! Bingo!

AZURE? REALLY?

Yep! The prettiest shade my eyes can be.

CAN BE?

Slate eyes, they change. Blue, green, gray.

OH. THATS A THING?

Yeah. It's the way the light hits them, I think.

AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE NORMAL.

Hah! Even if my physical form wasn't weird, I'm still mentally weird.

OBVIOUSLY.

Hey, we're both weird. Weirdos gotta stick together.

YEAH YEAH. WHATEVER.

..YOUD FIT IN WITH MY FRIENDS.

Oh?

OUTCASTS.

Hm. Normally I'd be insulted, but it's true.

TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

Does that mean you're an outcast?

[He didn't answer.]

YOU COULD SAY THAT.

Outcast fist bump?

[Azure held out her fist. Bill looked at it for a moment before fist-bumping it.]

SURE.

i like to burn stuff, its good fun (obviously in a safe place like a fire place but still). i just like how you can change the colors of the flames with different things like burning ink or medals. but really hot fire is always fun, very hot and pretty. so pretty

GREEN FIRE IS GREAT TOO. WE GET GREEN PAPER ALL THE TIME, BURN IT. WE HAVE A WOOD BURNING STOVE.

And yet he still makes fires in the sink.

IT COULD BE WORSE.

it's Azure, isn't it?

(you can wait to post this one)

ZAZA BINGO! Good job!!

Dialouge sequence coming soon!!!

To the anon that changed their ask to add another shade, you are exempt! No changing your submission! Hiss.

(Theft accusers that have no idea what they're talking about making me feel guilty asf for something that was said to be fine and now I'm second guessing myself :sigh:)

Axolotl and sixers give him trust issues, might want to keep them out of reach. don't want your belongs getting distroyed, also don't lock him in rubber rooms after mentioning axolotls, he's gonna distroy the room if you do

..

Good thing I don't have rubber rooms!! (..who does?)

I'm not entirely sure what a sixer is.

My room is off limits anyway, and that's where I put all the axolotl themed stuff, so it should be fine!! Strange little man.

To the equilateral freeloader who shall not be named: what the hell happened!! I thought you were in therapy? Did you escape? Is this a punishment? Also, check the mailbox, or ask the human to do it, I bought you some new Velcro shoes for fun lol

IM WHEREVER I WANT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. THERE ARE SECRETS YOUR PUNY MORTAL BRAIN CANT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND FAR BEYOND MYSELF AND THE DUMB PINK GUY IN THE SKY. I WILL BRING ETERNAL SUFFERING TO YOUR PLANE OF REALITY. WATCH YOURSELF.

the best way to probably keep him calm is just what your doing, just be a human and it should work. just don't do anything malicious towards him is all, might slip into your brain or something if you do, or start a fire

No fires and no malicious things. Winter is going to be hard.

I wonder if he'll still be here in the winter, long ways away. That'd suck.