Sure Pal..

sure pal..

anyways!! Question for the human: opinions on bill as of currently?

Every post that makes fun of him, he walks up to me and goes "wow! Look at what they just said to me! Can you believe it! The audacity!"

Minus the posts about murdering me. He keeps trying to hide the phone around those posts.

I'm honestly not sure. He treats me like a gossip buddy kinda. But with added murderous intent. Oh well.

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(Bill is now available to be asked questions directly! He will type in constant caps! Yummers.)


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Have you heard any other songs from panic at the disco? If so are there others you like?

IVE HEARD A COUPLE MORE. THEYRE EH. IM PARTUCULAR ABOUT MY MUSIC.


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Question for both of you: if you could kill one person without ANY consequences, who’d it be?

I WOULD KILL THE AXOLOTL. OBVIOUSLY. THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME BACK.

I'm not sure I don't think I quite hate anybody that bad. I think I'd save that pass for the future.


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is it bad that i feel called out by the playlist? (i enjoy most of these artists on here, its so good!) why must the music be so catchy but all go together, complement him again for me. gotta say these are some really really good choices. really speaks on the trama he must be feeling rn

why everybody always gotta be talking about his trauma leave the silly alone /hj

He really liked Oh Ana when I played it for him and then directly after locked himself in the bathroom for about five minutes each time, so..I dont know if I should add that or not 😭


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You should force the equilateral freeloader to listen to the song “The world is small forever always”! I’m sure he’ll love it!! Also, unrelated, but maybe put in earplugs before playing the song, for your sanity’s sake

HE CHASED ME INTO THE BATHROOM...I rolled the everloving shit out of my ankle running and I'm blaming it all on you 💔💔💔


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how many lang u ages do you know? Which are your favorites?

TOO MANY. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND MY ANSWER ANYWAY.


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don’t be shy, pressure him into giving you answers!! Keep asking him enough and I’m sure he’ll tell you!!!

Too many anons telling me he's dangerous to risk that! Besides, it's just some other triangles. Not the end of the world. It can't be too important..


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you probably don’t need to worry about him stabbing you. Have you seen how short he is? Just pick him up and drop-kick him and VOILA! Problem solved.

HELP yeah that's fair 😭

I don't even think he can reach the knives...thank the lord for that.


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lil dorito man, why are you so cute and tiny! you look so hugable if only you weren't so sharp. hows life with a human treating you, its probably been ages

I AM NOT CUTE. IF YOU SAW MY TRUE FORM YOUR EYES WOULD DISINTEGRATE AND YOUR HEAD WOULD MELT INTO A PUDDLE OF OOBLECK.

LIFE IS GREAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OR TERRIBLE. WHICHEVER ONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD.


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You should give him a pet fish or something! Like a clownfish or an axolotl or a salamander or a frog or something like that

!!! I see you! You're not slick! He's scared shitless of axolotls!!..also, we have Plenty of pets

He's scared of the cat, scared of the malamute Shepard, sort of chill with the Saint Shepard, hates the forest puppy (she licks him too much) and barely likes the chow Shepard ...not a great idea


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