You Should Force The Equilateral Freeloader To Listen To The Song “The World Is Small Forever Always”!

the best way to probably keep him calm is just what your doing, just be a human and it should work. just don't do anything malicious towards him is all, might slip into your brain or something if you do, or start a fire

No fires and no malicious things. Winter is going to be hard.

I wonder if he'll still be here in the winter, long ways away. That'd suck.

Have you ever tried ice cream before? Do you have a favorite

HAVENT. NOT A SWEETS KINDA GUY. WE DO HAVE SOME, SO ONCE THE HUMAN WAKES UP I COULD ASK. ID GET IT MYSELF BUT. TOP SHELF.

IF I GET CALLED BILLY ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BLOW.

Awww, poor baby. You wanna snack, Billy?

ONLY IF YOU HAVE DORITOS.

oh!! Whoops!! Hold on..

[bowtiewithflowerpattern.zip]

I don’t have a communist one as of now, please take this one.

[He ate it.]

pspspspspspspsspsps

Rrruff...boof

(Cult of the Lamb hyperfixation hit me like a train 💔💔)

He was chased around by the cat and dove onto the chaise for protection...not even ten minutes later I find this 😭

(Credits to @squidflavoredsoup for the idea!!!!!)

so what would you label you and ford’s relationship as? Before the breakup ofc

THERE WAS NO BREAKUP BECAUSE THERE WAS NO RELATIONSHIP! HE WAS JUST HUMAN THAT I EXPLOITED TO MAKE A PORTAL. AND ILL DO IT AGAIN. WITH HIM OR WITH THIS NEW ONE! IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE! THEYRE THE SAME AND THEYLL BE TRICKED THE SAME!

bill has some real bangers on his playlist! please pass him a complement on it for me to him

This man has a huge ego. Instantly started boasting... I'm never gonna live this down 😭

Question for both of you: if you could kill one person without ANY consequences, who’d it be?

I WOULD KILL THE AXOLOTL. OBVIOUSLY. THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME BACK.

I'm not sure I don't think I quite hate anybody that bad. I think I'd save that pass for the future.

sounds like him, the lil cheater. just cause he can bend the rules of reality doesn't mean he can ignore the rules of chess, he's so silly sometimes

he's still pouting about how he lost!! I had to give him an apology brownie. Silly Billy.