You Should Give Him A Pet Fish Or Something! Like A Clownfish Or An Axolotl Or A Salamander Or A Frog

if he's gonna stay at your house you could probably get him a cardboard box or make him a house out of cardboard, just fill it with soft stuff and he will love it. he likes to hide sometimes but don't let him get to far you know?

I think he's good with sleeping on the chaise, but ill re-set up the cat box for him so he has options. Good idea!

I'm so honk mimim

hey bill, whats your favorite flavor of tea flavor?

CONSTANT COMMENT. WITH MILK. TWO SPOONS OF SUGAR.

i don't think eastern standard time and pacific daylight time are next to each other, bill.

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TIME ZONE YOURE IN. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO MEMORIZE YOUR STUPID TIME ZONE. ILL BUY A PLANE TICKET. ILL CATCH A RIDE.

favorite animal?

ON THIS MISERABLE PLANET, OR ALL TIME?

He finished coloring... are these his friends??

he’s powerful, but absolutely nothing to worry about!!

ooh also!! Maybe you should buy him new shoes? I hear he likes Velcro!!

He's so tiny, and his feet are weird shaped! They also seem to turn more heel like sometimes. I don't think any shoes I buy would be able to fit him right all the time. He's a strange one!!

Bowing to bill.

YOUR BOW IS WELCOME. NO BROWNIE POINTS THOUGH.

Erm guys. Guys. Erm. Guys. I FORGOT TO DRAW HIS CRACK 😭😭😭 LIKE EVERY TIME 😭😭

I'm gonna have to go back in and edit that...but not rn I'm eepy

Omg I completely forgot to mention: the triangle dude is kind of like a cat, in the way that, if you leave him unattended for even a few second he will wreak havoc. Also you might find dead rats on your porch, ominously spelling out your name, specifically on your birthday. Nothing too bad lol anyways good luck!!

Oh! Huh! Cutie actually. Good thing I've got nothing to do but mope around here and watch. He's probably going to be long gone by my birthday. At least, I assume..