Oh Girl This Is Just The Beginning. It’s Gonna Get WAYYY Crazier Than This. Nothing You Can Really

GOOD MORNUNG TUMBLR. THE AXOLOTL HAS LET ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYBODYS PROBLEM.

Random question for Bill and the Human!

Favourite planet (if any)?

Mine is stupidly specific but it's Saturns moon 'Titan'

Titan is also the only other known planet besides earth to have rivers, lakes and seas on its surface apparently.

MY FAVORITE PLANET IS NONE. ALL OF THEM SUCK.

I think I like Neptune. Pretty shade of blue. Hey, my name is a shade of blue too!

WHATS YOUR NAME ANYWAY?

Took you long enough to ask. I already gave you a hint, how about *you* find out.

(Guesses welcome! If you can geuss it, Bill will geuss correctly. If you cannot, then I'll have to tell him. This will affect the plot! (One hour time!))

true, true..

maybe give him some crayons and paper? To draw?

or some food? Btw do you know how to cook

Oh oh!! Good idea. He can color while I cook...do you know what food he likes? You seem to know an awful lot about the mystery man!

Getting asked if I want to blaze my post is like a cashier asking me if I want a receipt

it's Azure, isn't it?

(you can wait to post this one)

ZAZA BINGO! Good job!!

Dialouge sequence coming soon!!!

when will bill have to start paying rent?

He doesn't eat that much, he's a little guy. He's kinda like a pet. I think his company makes up for his mooching, he is pretty funny.

maybe the triangles are some sort of alien language?.. you should ask him what they mean!!

He glared at me and told me to mind my business because I never know when i won't have any business to mind. Whatever that means 😭

Uhm, fuck you!! I’ve probably given you the best advice since you landed in this hellhole buddy!! Hell, maybe even your entire life!! Good lord..

i stand with the whole “threatening her for info” thing. Tell me if you got a better idea.

IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. PURELY BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO. SHE WILL REMAIN UNTHREATENED OUT OF SPITE.

(damn. i may or may not have been hoping for a reaction based on the lyrics. glad you're not dead though)

you hate me you're so mean :sigh:

Ill admit, it is funny to see his reactions..

BILL LOST HIS BOWTIE ALERT BILL LOST HIS BOWTIE