GOOD MORNUNG TUMBLR. THE AXOLOTL HAS LET ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYBODYS PROBLEM.

I made a Bill "Goldilocks" Cipher chatbot on c.ai teehee

I think Bill would like Cards Against Humanity.

I've got a deck, but...sounds like chaos for another time 😓

bill reactions are the best, he's so silly sometimes when he's not trying to concur worlds <3

He conquers?? Wow, I can't imagine a little triangle defeating anything let alone the necessary people to rule a planet. Jeez.

Random question for Bill and the Human!

Favourite planet (if any)?

Mine is stupidly specific but it's Saturns moon 'Titan'

Titan is also the only other known planet besides earth to have rivers, lakes and seas on its surface apparently.

MY FAVORITE PLANET IS NONE. ALL OF THEM SUCK.

I think I like Neptune. Pretty shade of blue. Hey, my name is a shade of blue too!

WHATS YOUR NAME ANYWAY?

Took you long enough to ask. I already gave you a hint, how about *you* find out.

(Guesses welcome! If you can geuss it, Bill will geuss correctly. If you cannot, then I'll have to tell him. This will affect the plot! (One hour time!))

soooo how’s it goin with bill? Anything new or concerning happen the past couple hours or so?

he's sleeping on the chaise again, still hasn't woken up...I might have to leave him there to go ahopping

The Playlist will be updated time to time, by the way!!

Have you played him anymore music or has he just been listening to “we’ll meet again” on repeat? What’s he drawing now?

I started making a Playlist of songs he likes!

He's still drawing the thing I can't tell, looks like a human, cartoony style

( https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4woc5QqAYGlXpDIdhAhz16?si=GWZqgXfjRRW3h_eTJ77-1Q&pt=6cadca0a11d1d4a1f044d514c288c239 )

Eepy. Handing the phone to Bill...

[Azure is now unavailable for asks!]

suuuuure. (i'm watching you. 🫵 👁️👁️)

YOU CANT WATCH ME IF IM WATCHING YOU. THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS. AND DONT SARCASTICALLY SURE ME! I CAN MAKE YOUR BONES INTO MARSHMELLOWS AND EAT THEM!

if you're walking around instead of floating, i doubt you'll be able to get to the other side of the country.

I CAN FLOAT . I CAN FLOAT FINE. I COULD FLOAT YOU OUT OF A BUSINESS. YOU COULD LIVE NEXT TO US AND YOU WOULDNT EVEN KNOW. COUNT YOUR DAYS.

bill has some real bangers on his playlist! please pass him a complement on it for me to him

This man has a huge ego. Instantly started boasting... I'm never gonna live this down 😭