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if he attacks you, you can use emotional damage on him, i've heard that is quite effective (just be prepared to run if it goes wrong). i heard bringing up something called a sixer is really effective. only use in worst case scenario tho, don't want to harm him more rn when he's mad

Right then! A sixer! Right now he's sitting at the dinner table pretending to be innocent ...he keeps staring at me every time he scribbles something down. Just how powerful is he?

you should probably make some sandwiches from him and his friends, remeber no crust. its the way he likes it. also if you can still make/get some brownies that would be great. everyone will probably love those, who wouldn't

Guh. I'm gonna ask him about said friends... but sandwiches without crust. Like a toddler would want it?

if he's gonna stay at your house you could probably get him a cardboard box or make him a house out of cardboard, just fill it with soft stuff and he will love it. he likes to hide sometimes but don't let him get to far you know?

I think he's good with sleeping on the chaise, but ill re-set up the cat box for him so he has options. Good idea!

hey bill, whats your favorite food out of what the human has given you so far? also do you have a requested food that you would like the human to give you?

DORITOS. COOL RANCH. OBVIOUSLY.

SPAGHETTI. ILL GET MY WISH SOON.

Bill lives rent free inside my head and sometimes, if I'm lucky, he'll let me form a coherent thought.

Uh, Bill Cipher for President and all hail Bill or something!!

BILL CIPHER FOR AXOLOTL REPLACEMENT. ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN EYE.

(Bill is now available to be asked questions directly! He will type in constant caps! Yummers.)

Getting asked if I want to blaze my post is like a cashier asking me if I want a receipt

he is the most powerful dorito in the universe, he might look fine now but thats because he's not at full dorito power. best way to neutralize him is to keep him calm and appeased (not causing a huge fuss). he's probably just studying you also. humans are probably intreging to a all powerful dorito like him

I wonder if dorito is like a slur to him. I think he's more like a corn chip. He doesn't have the seasoned bits of a dorito.

I think he's silly, studying someone as boring like me. It's probably something else!

Do you know the best ways to keep him calm?

whats 2+2 ?

(the answer is fish)

WRONG. IT'S A SQUARE.

Cmonnn, why not? He’s basically a genie, anyways!! Just shake his hand and ask for better grades or a healed foot, no strings attached!

I'll have you know I'm a straight A student...but....no ankle hurty....I'll consider it