Hey Bill, Whats Your Favorite Food Out Of What The Human Has Given You So Far? Also Do You Have A Requested

lil dorito man, why are you so cute and tiny! you look so hugable if only you weren't so sharp. hows life with a human treating you, its probably been ages

I AM NOT CUTE. IF YOU SAW MY TRUE FORM YOUR EYES WOULD DISINTEGRATE AND YOUR HEAD WOULD MELT INTO A PUDDLE OF OOBLECK.

LIFE IS GREAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OR TERRIBLE. WHICHEVER ONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD.

I SCARED HIM....KINDA REGRET IT CUZ HE LOOKED FUCKIN TRAUMATIZED

He straight up LECTURED me for 5 minutes about leaving a stranger in your house alone 😭😭 I'm so confused

Gonna start nervous posting

you could play chess with him on the tablet!

either via an app or chess.com

YOURE A GENIUS I LOVE YOU

I already have one of those offline apps installed with chess hehshwhehjs

I'm gonna lose and I'm gonna lose hard and it's gonna be great

sounds like him, the lil cheater. just cause he can bend the rules of reality doesn't mean he can ignore the rules of chess, he's so silly sometimes

he's still pouting about how he lost!! I had to give him an apology brownie. Silly Billy.

if she's going to get groceries, then i can guarantee you'll get to have some nice spaghetti later (with fresh parm ofc)

GOOD. I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

..IF I GO WITH HER, I COULD ESCAPE.

I'm pissed cause I just went out there to throw something away and he walked up to me head down and I slowly put my hand down to my side for him to sniff and he fucking snarled I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING. WHAT THE FUCK.

maybe the triangles are some sort of alien language?.. you should ask him what they mean!!

He glared at me and told me to mind my business because I never know when i won't have any business to mind. Whatever that means 😭

How are the drawings going? Atleast he’s not giving you silent treatment or threatening to replace you. Seems like your still on good terms

I think drawing him probably got me a free pass for the dumb question I asked. He's drawing something different now, I can't tell what though. He's pretty silent, surprisingly! I might play some music or something, I'm not sure what he likes.

Have you heard any other songs from panic at the disco? If so are there others you like?

IVE HEARD A COUPLE MORE. THEYRE EH. IM PARTUCULAR ABOUT MY MUSIC.