love this so much
What appeals to me about whump: an incomplete list
“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!
Yeah, so this fella represents EVERYONE on AO3
Like literally the icon of all
everybody talks about Will flipping his lid over the death sibs or Jason not being vaccinated or similar, but I think the true thing that would make Will nearly pass away on the spot is finding out that Hazel has a completely unaddressed fainting condition that may or may not be seizures that she has absolutely never gotten checked out in any capacity and just kind of shrugged off when they "stopped."
look me in the eyes and tell me Will wouldn't absolutely lose his shit that Hazel has NEVER gotten it checked out or even went to anybody after collapsing in case she hurt herself while falling. He'd be getting her a medical bracelet asap.
You know, when Harry is wildly uncomfortable with girls crying, you'll see that with Cho, Harry has this "burning desire to leave the room" or just wishes she stopped crying altogether.
Opposed to with Hermione, where he wishes he knew how to comfort her because he wants to but just doesn't know how to and I think that tells you everything you need to know about Hermione's importance in Harry's life.
In this AU Harry starts seeing a Muggle therapist, one who remains completely unfazed by everything he says. Dragons, Horcruxes, Death eaters? The therapist calmly nods, assuming it’s all metaphor. Meanwhile, Harry speaks with complete sincerity, telling the literal truth. (maybe will do a series if you guys like it, I will maybe try other characters too lol)
Harry: "It all started when I was eleven. A giant broke down my door and told me I was a wizard."
Therapist (nodding thoughtfully): "Ah. The giant could symbolize your inner potential crashing through childhood repression."
Harry: "No, I mean literally. Hagrid. Half-giant."
Therapist: "You’ve given your inner strength a name. Beautiful."
Sometimes I think about harry smuggling a dragon, breaking the statute of secrecy, committing identity theft, aiding and abetting a criminal's escape, training and leading a secret group, breaking and entering the ministry, destroying ministry property, stalking, assault, impersonation, committing bank robbery, torture, murder etc and sigh dreamily.
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