Frankenstein’s Car Wouldn’t Drive Straight, So He Fixed It. Afterwards He Screamed “It’s Aligned,

Frankenstein’s car wouldn’t drive straight, so he fixed it. Afterwards he screamed “It’s Aligned, It’s Aligned!”

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